Which WordPress.com Forum Troll Are You?

1. WordPress.com has unrolled a new feature, which you naturally do not like. What do you do?

• Start a new thread with a provocative title
• Find a thread and scream your dissatisfaction in caps
• Find a thread and laconically / sardonically criticise WordPress with lots of links to prove your point
• Find any thread, related or not, and just rant about how stupid the new feature is and how you want to strangle the arsehole who had the audacity to create it

2. Someone pointed out a mistake you made (whether in using a feature or in information). How do you respond?

• Scream back at them for victimising you and calling them some choice names
• Feign ignorance, though you secretly know
• Repeat what you have said; you were right the first time
• Twist your words around so that you don't sound wrong but instead the person who pointed out is for assuming

3. Someone posts in a thread waxing lyrical about WordPress.com. What do you reply?

• Tell him that he's wrong, and point out all the stuff that WordPress.com has refused for you (in the name of TOS, not that you'd point that out)
• Point to links that disprove the guy's positive impression of WordPress.com
• Regurgitate the typical reasons that shows how WordPress.com is inferior to other blog host providers
• Disagree in caps and point out all the stuff you can't do in WordPress.com and insist these features be introduced

4. How would you describe the nature of your posts?

• Technical, succinct, you let links do the talking
• Layman's language, a little rambling and off-track sometimes
• Manic, scary; you let your emotions go like you're at therapy
• Caps, ungrammatical, nonsensical

5. Why do you venture into the forums?

• You're angry, frustrated, emotional, and you need to let it out
• You are not satisfied with the service WordPress.com is providing and are looking for like-minded people
• You have a blog war and need a neutral ground
• To find opportunity to poke at WordPress.com's flaws